meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
"i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is"
-people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via sailorfemme)

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god