healthypenis:

today i went to get ice cream and i was like “um i want that one” and the man was like “cock?” and i was like “omg uh what no, cookie…….” and he was like “cock?” and i was like “cookie…” and we basically stayed there for 2 minutes repeating it and in the end i gave up and said yes and he gave me the cookie ice cream

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